the box said it would be a honey-mist auburn
honey, you missed auburn big time
SORRY BUT THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD AND I LAUGH EVERY TIME AND I FUCKING LMFAOBUHFOIJLKMREGFDIOLKMRGF
(Source: ifyoucarryonthisway, via shockkerr)
one day i am going to ship a pairing so hard that by the sheer force of my shipping the universe will be like “woah you want it this bad” and make it happen
(via rekhyts)
i think she likes the view, guys
i just dont get how a bad fanfic can become a bestseller with a movie deal
Look
If the existence of 50 Shades of Grey is getting to you
go read 50 Shades of Sell-out
written by Laura Antoniou, a rather well-regarded author of BDSM erotica. No rly.
Just. Just go read it.
OH MY GOD YES BOOKMARKING FOR SOBER TIME
If there’s one thing I’ve heard about 50SoG that makes me mad its how she gets the dom/sub thing so horribly wrong so anything that does it justice makes me a happy panda
50SoG makes me so angry for so many reasons that every time I see someone reading it I want to rip it from their hands and beat them with it.
It makes me so angry that I started writing some non-fanfiction d/s porn to prove I could do it better…
I could.
“Fine. I didn’t want to be invited to the Multi-Dimensional Conference on Intergalactic Super-Villainy in the first place. Like I’d want to see Voldemort deliver the keynote address? And this year’s special honouree is that Loki guy—talk about a total poser!”
(Source: tribble1)
F. Scott Fitzgerald in drag for the Princeton Triangle Club, 1915-1916. And because he was such a free bitch, he was voted most beautiful Show Girl for the play “The Evil Eye” which he wrote the lyrics for and starred in.
(via okay--idiotas)
Dean has now been to all four levels.
Hell.
Purgatory.
Earth.
Heaven.
I wonder how many humans can say that.
actual tourist dean winchester
ACTUAL TOURIST DEAN WINCHESTER
(via creamteaandcustard)
- Friend: Oh my god I read a book once that had a sex scene in it was so weird.
- Friend: Have you ever read anything like that?
- Me:
- Friend:
- Me:
- Friend:
- Me:
- Friend:
- Me: No ew that's gross what sort of disgusting human being do you think I am how dare you accuse me of such a thing.




